New Word.
0.05 [pronounced "point oh five"]: (v) to 0.05; to mildly, yet belligerently, prod or hassle someone while mildly intoxicated. [root: blowing a 0.05 blood alcohol level in a breathalyzer often corresponds to impaired function and mild intoxication. As reference, in Indiana, 0.08 bal is the legally intoxicated level].
Sarah has had a bit to drink and is getting a little hostile. I wish she'd stop 0.05ing me.
Credit to Bertie Burns.
posted by Anthony @ 3:21 PM
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This could evolve into other behavior descriptions by changing the numbers.
"I think this dude wants to fight...he's completely 0.10ing me."
"She wanted to have sex with her boyfriend, but he was 0.15ing."
Excellent, Ant. thanks. In the fibromyalgia post, I am clearly depicted as an unsympathetic, intolerant jackass. (note that it wasn't HIS idea to hate people with fibromyalgia...he's just all too happy to chime in...) Now, in this post, I'm a mildly hostile drunk.
monster.
Sarah, I've got to say that you have implicated yourself this time-- Anthony could have been referring to any number of Sarahs he knows-- including his sister!
By owning .05 status as your own, you have willfully accepted your role as a playfully beligerent drinker. Cheers to you, friend! :)
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