Get Up Offa That Thang.

May 3, 1933 - December 25, 2006

Things I learned from James Brown:

1. Feelin' nice is just like sugar and spice.

2. Gettin' a brand new bag is the antidote for being a drag. It's the perfect accessory... it ain't too fancy and it's line is pretty clean.

3. The true secret to happiness is if: The way I like it is, is the way it is. (And stay on the scene, like a sex machine).

4. From sea to shining sea? I prefer Brown's description. Super highways, coast to coast. Easy to get anywhere. On that transcontinental overload, slide behind the wheel. How does it feel?

5. Everyone's favorite Christmas song... Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto.

6. You can always dance 'till you feel betta! OW!