Kids Say the Darnedest Things.

It has been a while since my last entry. I am trying here.

A coworker told a great story about his son. We'll call my coworker, Jack, and his son, Henry. I'd hate to post a story about his family with the right names without his approval. There are some weird people out there in cyberspace. I can attest that some of them are probably reading this blog. You know who you are.

So Jack was on vacation with his family. He was taking his son to the resort's pool. En route to the pool, a 6-foot tall gorgeous blond strides past Jack and his son. She's absolutely physically stunning. This woman easily passes for a model-- the tall, gorgeous, statuesque type. The face. The look. The body. The whole package. And she had just left the pool. As she walks past Jack and his son, she's in a tiny little bikini. Jack observes Henry just starring at this bombshell the whole time. Henry can't take his eyes off of her! His mouth is open, eyes are bugging, completely engrossed. Somewhere inside, Jack is sort of proud of this.... a that's-my-boy sort of thing. Finally, the sexy blond makes off for her resort room. Henry immediately turns to his dad and says, "Daddy, did you see the size of her feet?!"